Friday, 21 December 2018

Some jokes from my childhood

KL fountain which is no more



Oh dear

Teacher: Nobody has seen flying saucers for sure.
Student: I have.
T: Where?
S: At home, when my parents fight.

A future engineer

It's a custom that one must not sweep the house on New Year's Day because that would be "sweeping the wealth out".

Girl is about to sweep the dirt out.
Parent: No no, don't do that, you will be sweeping the wealth out.
Girl: (After a moment's reflection) In that case can I sweep some dirt in?

Both salty

Teacher: Class, how are salted duck eggs made?
Student: "Waxed" ducks lay them.

Cured would be a better translation but they certainly do feel waxy because of the fat. Lap Ngap (Cantonese rendition) in dishes is a New Year delicacy.